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Funny Strippers Prices

These prices include entertainment from little kid birthday parties all the way to adult nudity or g string stripping at your bachelor and bachelorette party ' We dont have many options because our service is very needed and wanted and we only have a dozen strippers available on this years roster so to get in on the action you must react quick to reserving your stripper today, You should start off by contacting our san diego order center to see if that guy or girl you want will be available for your show.If not its best to have a back up pick just incase your first choice is already busy at that time.( Dont forget to ask about our winter and fall specials )

We always ask our customers to make deposits 24 hours in advance but no reservation is guaranteed until deposit has been made, all orders are on a first come first serve basis.
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Prices Can Go Up Depending On Zip Code ( Each Additional Hour Is Only $100 )

1 Midget or Dwarf Stripper $375.00 An Hour or $575 For 2 Hours
( available for entertaining your party or for funny stripping)

1 Midget or Dwarf Entertainer $375.00 An Hour or $575 For 2 Hours
( available for entertaining your party or for funny stripping)

2 Midget or Dwarf Entertainer $750.00 An Hour or $950 For 2 Hours
( available for entertaining your party or for funny stripping)

1 Midget or Dwarf Tossing $850.00 For 2 Hours
( available for entertaining your party or for funny stripping)

1 Midget or Dwarf Wrestling $850.00 For 2 Hours
( available for entertaining your party or for funny stripping)

1 Fat Stripper ( Not A Midget ) $250.00 An Hour or $400 For 2 Hours
( available for entertaining your party or for funny stripping)

1 Sexy Stripper ( Not A Midget ) Stripper $155.00 An Hour or $300 For 2 Hours
( available for entertaining your party or for sexy stripping)

1 Gay Stripper ( Not A Midget ) Stripper $155.00 An Hour or $300 For 2 Hours
( available for entertaining your party or for sexy stripping)

1 Tranvestite Stripper ( Not A Midget ) $375.00 An Hour or $575 For 2 Hours
( available for entertaining your party or for funny stripping)

1 Tranvestite Entertainer ( Not A Midget ) $375.00 An Hour or $575 For 2 Hours
( available for entertaining your party or for funny stripping)

 

VIEW OUR FAQ BELOW

When Should I Hire ? Atleast 2 weeks in advance because our midget strippers get booked up very fast especially if your event is on a saturday or holiday.

How To I Pick My Midget ? Our office will text and email midget photos at anytime if our potential customer requests them from us.

Do You Service My City ? Yes! Just let us know the city or zip code and we can give you prices, information, and pictures of our dwarves.

What Type Of Wardrobe Do You Have ? We have over 275 costumes, acts, and a full wardobe but if we do not have your costume in our collection we will make it or the client can also provide it.

Do You Provide Tossing & Wrestling Equipment ? Yes! We provide safety helmet, tossing vest, landing gear, wardrobe, props, portable ring, costume, and license and insurance with no hidden fees.

Do You Provide Other Midget Services ? Yes! We also contarct little people entertainers, performers, strippers, wrestlers, bartenders, impersonators, hosts, actors, servers, exotic dancers, and pranksters.

How Do I Pay My Deposit ? We always take a small deposit when we are reserving your event and its ready to be finalized with Cash App. Zelle, Apple Pay, Venmo, Google Pay, Or Credit Card.

How Do I Pay My Balance ? All of our customers can pay our little people the balance on arrival with Cash App, Zelle, Apple Pay, Venmo, Google Pay, Paypal, Or Cash.

Is My Deposit Refundable if I Cancel ? All Deposits Are Non Refundable If Client Cancels But Can Be Transferred To Any Future Show That Never Expires.

What If We Want To Do Less Than The Time Offered ? You can do less time but please remember our mini strippers have a minimium that is a set rate.

Do We Have To Midget Toss Or Wrestle The Entire Time ? No! You can have your midget being tossed or wrestle for a while and the remaining time they can entertain, perform, strip, waiter, bartend, impersonate, hosts, act, serve drinks, socialize, or prank.

Can We Do Less Time Than Whats Offered ? Yes! You can definitely do less time or even a telegram but please remember the rate is still the same because thats our midgets minimum.

Do I Ever Get In Contact With Our Midget ? Yes! After deposit has been paid we schedule your midget to contact you 24 hours before your event to confirm details " but sometimes we can put you in contact with your little person weeks before if travel or special attire needs to be planned.

How Long Is Our Quote Good For ? When we give a client a quote it is good from 24 hours because traveling costs and scheduling change so fast as we get closer to your the event date.

What Areas Do You Service ? We are local to your city but we do service the entire USA and on some occasions we have even sent our dwarfs by flight to international events.

Do We Have To Tip ? Please remember that tipping is not mandatory with our agency but very appreciated by our midgets that work for us.

How Does Payment Work When My Midget Has To Book A Flight ? Once you make a reservation and pay the deposit the dwarf scheduled will confirm details with the client and before he or she arrives they might contact client to pay for thier flight, uber, or travel but don’t worry it’s deducted from the balance that you owe with no hidden fees.


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