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To make a reservation for a Funny Stripper call our Orange County office's toll free @ the phone number below or you also have the option of texting as we have multiple operators standing by waiting tio serve you with quick and responsible answers so you know exactly what your getting when you book one of our little people or plus size strippers for your wild venue, we have been in business since 2004 and we have over 1,000 vip customers that use us atleast once a year for thier bachelor, bachelorette, birthdays, hotels, party bus, night clubs, hosting events, and alomst any event that you want everyone having off the hook fun with alot of laughs al for the set price on an hourly rate that everyone in california can afford.Please understand that we only have a few hand fulls of entertainers and they get booked up extremely fast so we always notify our potential customers to order thier dancer atleast 4 weeks in advance so you get that special guy or girl that you want at your show.

We Service all of Southern & Northern California such as San Fernando Valley | Los Angeles | Orange County | Riverside | Ventura County | Palm Springs | Apple Valley | San Diego | Bakersfield | San Francisco | San Jose | San Bernardino | San Gabriel | Fresno | and much more.

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Always remember to try and make your reservation as early as four weeks in advance.
Make sure you know the following answers before making your order with our rental program...

1. Type of show or party!
2. Location & address of event!
3. The exact time you want stripper to arrive!
4. A phone number that we can call you on!
5. What costume or clothing you want them to wear!
Also if you would like to surprise your friends and guests then please tell us that,
So that we will be dressed and ready t strip when we get there!

If you have more questions please call or text us at 951-334-4996 or email us at

If you would like to make a credit card payment or deposit please visit, Remember that all orders pay a deposit up front and the balance on arrival with cash, cash app, zelle, venmo, paypal, apple pay, and google pay on arrival.



When Should I Hire ? Atleast 2 weeks in advance because our midget strippers get booked up very fast especially if your event is on a saturday or holiday.

How Do I Pick My Midget ? Our office will text and email midget photos at anytime if our potential customer requests them from us.

Do You Service My City ? Yes! Just let us know the city or zip code and we can give you prices, information, and pictures of our dwarves.

What Type Of Wardrobe Do You Have ? We have over 275 costumes, acts, and a full wardobe but if we do not have your costume in our collection we will make it or the client can also provide it.

Do You Provide Tossing & Wrestling Equipment ? Yes! We provide safety helmet, tossing vest, landing gear, wardrobe, props, portable ring, costume, and license and insurance with no hidden fees.

Do You Provide Other Midget Services ? Yes! We also contarct little people entertainers, performers, strippers, wrestlers, bartenders, impersonators, hosts, actors, servers, exotic dancers, and pranksters.

How Do I Pay My Deposit ? We always take a small deposit when we are reserving your event and its ready to be finalized with Cash App. Zelle, Apple Pay, Venmo, Google Pay, Or Credit Card.

How Do I Pay My Balance ? All of our customers can pay our little people the balance on arrival with Cash App, Zelle, Apple Pay, Venmo, Google Pay, Paypal, Or Cash.

Is My Deposit Refundable if I Cancel ? All Deposits Are Non Refundable If Client Cancels But Can Be Transferred To Any Future Show That Never Expires.

What If We Want To Do Less Than The Time Offered ? You can do less time but please remember our mini strippers have a minimium that is a set rate.

Do We Have To Midget Toss Or Wrestle The Entire Time ? No! You can have your midget being tossed or wrestle for a while and the remaining time they can entertain, perform, strip, waiter, bartend, impersonate, hosts, act, serve drinks, socialize, or prank.

Can We Do Less Time Than Whats Offered ? Yes! You can definitely do less time or even a telegram but please remember the rate is still the same because thats our midgets minimum.

Do I Ever Get In Contact With Our Midget ? Yes! After deposit has been paid we schedule your midget to contact you 24 hours before your event to confirm details " but sometimes we can put you in contact with your little person weeks before if travel or special attire needs to be planned.

How Long Is Our Quote Good For ? When we give a client a quote it is good from 24 hours because traveling costs and scheduling change so fast as we get closer to your the event date.

What Areas Do You Service ? We are local to your city but we do service the entire USA and on some occasions we have even sent our dwarfs by flight to international events.

Do We Have To Tip ? Please remember that tipping is not mandatory with our agency but very appreciated by our midgets that work for us.

How Does Payment Work When My Midget Has To Book A Flight ? Once you make a reservation and pay the deposit the dwarf scheduled will confirm details with the client and before he or she arrives they might contact client to pay for thier flight, uber, or travel but don’t worry it’s deducted from the balance that you owe with no hidden fees.

Do You Guarantee A Specific Dwarf ? We guarantee you a male or female dwarf in selected attire but we never guarantee a specific dwarf, please understand this is a special kind service and availability is limited.



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