make a reservation for a Funny Stripper call our Orange County
office's toll free @ the phone number below
or you also have the option of texting as we have multiple
operators standing by waiting tio serve you with quick and
responsible answers so you know exactly what your getting
when you book one of our little people or plus size strippers
for your wild venue, we have been in business since 2004 and
we have over 1,000 vip customers that use us atleast once
a year for thier bachelor, bachelorette, birthdays, hotels,
party bus, night clubs, hosting events, and alomst any event
that you want everyone having off the hook fun with alot of
laughs al for the set price on an hourly rate that everyone
in california can afford.Please understand that we only have
a few hand fulls of entertainers and they get booked up extremely
fast so we always notify our potential customers to order
thier dancer atleast 4 weeks in advance so you get that special
guy or girl that you want at your show.
Service all of Southern & Northern California such as
San Fernando Valley | Los Angeles | Orange County | Riverside
| Ventura County | Palm Springs | Apple Valley | San Diego
| Bakersfield | San Francisco | San Jose | San Bernardino
| San Gabriel | Fresno | and much more.
CALL OR TEXT US ON OUR 24 HR LINE )
remember to try and make your reservation as early as four
weeks in advance.
Make sure you know the following answers before making your
order with our rental program...
1. Type of show or party!
2. Location & address of event!
3. The exact time you want stripper to arrive!
4. A phone number that we can call you on!
5. What costume or clothing you want them to wear!
Also if you would like to surprise your friends and guests
then please tell us that,
So that we will be dressed and ready t strip when we get there!
you have more questions please call or text us at 951-334-4996
or email us at firstname.lastname@example.org
you would like to make a credit card payment or deposit please
Remember that all orders pay a deposit up front and the balance
on arrival with cash, cash app, zelle, venmo, paypal, apple
pay, and google pay on arrival.
OUR FAQ BELOW
Should I Hire ? Atleast 2 weeks in advance because
our midget strippers get booked up very fast especially
if your event is on a saturday or holiday.
Do I Pick My Midget ? Our office will text and
email midget photos at anytime if our potential customer
requests them from us.
You Service My City ? Yes! Just let us know
the city or zip code and we can give you prices, information,
and pictures of our dwarves.
Type Of Wardrobe Do You Have ? We have over
275 costumes, acts, and a full wardobe but if we do not
have your costume in our collection we will make it or the
client can also provide it.
You Provide Tossing & Wrestling Equipment ?
Yes! We provide safety helmet, tossing vest, landing gear,
wardrobe, props, portable ring, costume, and license and
insurance with no hidden fees.
You Provide Other Midget Services ? Yes! We
also contarct little people entertainers, performers, strippers,
wrestlers, bartenders, impersonators, hosts, actors, servers,
exotic dancers, and pranksters.
Do I Pay My Deposit ? We always take a small
deposit when we are reserving your event and its ready to
be finalized with Cash App. Zelle, Apple Pay, Venmo, Google
Pay, Or Credit Card.
Do I Pay My Balance ? All of our customers can
pay our little people the balance on arrival with Cash App,
Zelle, Apple Pay, Venmo, Google Pay, Paypal, Or Cash.
My Deposit Refundable if I Cancel ? All Deposits
Are Non Refundable If Client Cancels But Can Be Transferred
To Any Future Show That Never Expires.
If We Want To Do Less Than The Time Offered ?
You can do less time but please remember our mini strippers
have a minimium that is a set rate.
We Have To Midget Toss Or Wrestle The Entire Time ?
No! You can have your midget being tossed or wrestle
for a while and the remaining time they can entertain, perform,
strip, waiter, bartend, impersonate, hosts, act, serve drinks,
socialize, or prank.
We Do Less Time Than Whats Offered ? Yes! You
can definitely do less time or even a telegram but please
remember the rate is still the same because thats our midgets
I Ever Get In Contact With Our Midget ? Yes!
After deposit has been paid we schedule your midget to contact
you 24 hours before your event to confirm details "
but sometimes we can put you in contact with your little
person weeks before if travel or special attire needs to
Long Is Our Quote Good For ? When we give a
client a quote it is good from 24 hours because traveling
costs and scheduling change so fast as we get closer to
your the event date.
Areas Do You Service ? We are local to your
city but we do service the entire USA and on some occasions
we have even sent our dwarfs by flight to international
We Have To Tip ? Please remember that tipping
is not mandatory with our agency but very appreciated by
our midgets that work for us.
Does Payment Work When My Midget Has To Book A Flight ?
Once you make a reservation and pay the deposit the dwarf
scheduled will confirm details with the client and before
he or she arrives they might contact client to pay for thier
flight, uber, or travel but dont worry its deducted
from the balance that you owe with no hidden fees.
You Guarantee A Specific Dwarf ? We guarantee
you a male or female dwarf in selected attire but we never
guarantee a specific dwarf, please understand this is a
special kind service and availability is limited.