Contact
Funny Strippers
To
make a reservation for with our Funny Strippers call, text,
or email our office below as we have multiple
operators standing by waiting to serve you with quick and
responsible answers so you know exactly what your getting
when you reserva one of our midget strippers for your wild
venue, we have been in business since 2004 and we have over
1,000 vip customers that use us atleast once a year for thier
bachelor, bachelorette, birthdays, hotels, party bus, night
clubs, hosting events, tiktok, youtube, etc, Our agency charges
an hourly rate that everyone in USA & International can
afford.Please understand that we only have a few hand fulls
of midgets and they get booked up extremely fast so we always
notify our potential customers to order thier dancer atleast
a few weeks in advance so you get that special guy or girl
that you want at your event.
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Always
remember to try and make your reservation as early as a few
weeks in advance.
Make sure you know the following answers before making your
order with our reservation form...
1. Type of show or party.
2. Location & address of event.
3. The exact time you want stripper to arrive.
4. A phone number that we can call you on.
5. What costume or clothing you want them to wear.
Also if you would like to surprise your friends and guests
then please tell us that
So that we will be dressed and ready to strip when we get
there.
Click
Here To
View some of the payments options for your deposit
Remember
that you can Pay Your Deposit using Cashapp, Venmo, Apple
Pay, Google Pay, ACH Transfer , Debit, And All Credit Cards.
Pay
Your Balance To Dwarf on Arrival With Cash, Zelle, Cashapp,
Venmo, Apple Pay, or Company Check
VIEW
OUR FAQ BELOW
When
Should I Hire ? Atleast 2 weeks in advance because
our midget strippers get booked up very fast especially
if your event is on a saturday or holiday.
How
Do I Pick My Midget ? Our office will text and
email midget photos at anytime if our potential customer
requests them from us.
Do
You Service My City ? Yes! Just let us know
the city or zip code and we can give you prices, information,
and pictures of our dwarves.
What
Type Of Wardrobe Do You Have ? We have over
275 costumes, acts, and a full wardobe but if we do not
have your costume in our collection we will make it or the
client can also provide it.
Do
You Provide Tossing & Wrestling Equipment ?
Yes! We provide safety helmet, tossing vest, landing gear,
wardrobe, props, portable ring, costume, and license and
insurance with no hidden fees.
Do
You Provide Other Midget Services ? Yes! We
also contarct little people entertainers, performers, strippers,
wrestlers, bartenders, impersonators, hosts, actors, servers,
exotic dancers, and pranksters.
How
Do I Pay My Deposit ? We always take a small
deposit when we are reserving your event and its ready to
be finalized with Cash App. Zelle, Apple Pay, Venmo, Google
Pay, Or Credit Card.
How
Do I Pay My Balance ? All of our customers can
pay our little people the balance on arrival with Cash App,
Zelle, Apple Pay, Venmo, Google Pay, Paypal, Or Cash.
Is
My Deposit Refundable if I Cancel ? All Deposits
Are Non Refundable If Client Cancels But Can Be Transferred
To Any Future Show That Never Expires.
What
If We Want To Do Less Than The Time Offered ?
You can do less time but please remember our mini strippers
have a minimium that is a set rate.
Do
We Have To Midget Toss Or Wrestle The Entire Time ?
No! You can have your midget being tossed or wrestle
for a while and the remaining time they can entertain, perform,
strip, waiter, bartend, impersonate, hosts, act, serve drinks,
socialize, or prank.
Can
We Do Less Time Than Whats Offered ? Yes! You
can definitely do less time or even a telegram but please
remember the rate is still the same because thats our midgets
minimum.
Do
I Ever Get In Contact With Our Midget ? Yes!
After deposit has been paid we schedule your midget to contact
you 24 hours before your event to confirm details "
but sometimes we can put you in contact with your little
person weeks before if travel or special attire needs to
be planned.
How
Long Is Our Quote Good For ? When we give a
client a quote it is good from 24 hours because traveling
costs and scheduling change so fast as we get closer to
your the event date.
What
Areas Do You Service ? We are local to your
city but we do service the entire USA and on some occasions
we have even sent our dwarfs by flight to international
events.
Do
We Have To Tip ? Please remember that tipping
is not mandatory with our agency but very appreciated by
our midgets that work for us.
How
Does Payment Work When My Midget Has To Book A Flight ?
Once you make a reservation and pay the deposit the dwarf
scheduled will confirm details with the client and before
he or she arrives they might contact client to pay for thier
flight, uber, or travel but dont worry its deducted
from the balance that you owe with no hidden fees.
Do
You Guarantee A Specific Dwarf ? We guarantee
you a male or female dwarf in selected attire but we never
guarantee a specific dwarf, please understand this is a
special kind service and availability is limited.

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